• Coronavirus pandemic doesn’t stop low-brow sports voices

    Coronavirus pandemic doesn’t stop low-brow sports voices

    Discretion — the act of being discreet — isn’t tough to grasp. In simple terms, it’s the art and act of looking around to weigh circumstances before you open your big mouth, lest you needlessly hurt someone’s feelings and/or get punched in your big mouth. Personally, I’ve long been in the habit of perusing the …
  • Colin Cowherd is coming for Mike Francesa’s know-it-all crown

    Colin Cowherd is coming for Mike Francesa’s know-it-all crown

    In a “Dobie Gillis” sitcom, circa 1960, Dobie, the son of a grocer, has a rival for the attention of his love interests. His name is Milton Armitage — the drop-dead handsome, fabulously wealthy, vain, selfish classmate played by Warren Beatty. At the malt shop, Milton declares he’s prepared to run against Dobie in the …
  • An alternate Chinese virus sports programming reality

    An alternate Chinese virus sports programming reality

    Anyone hear anything about a virus going around? Desperate times, desperate measures, desperate sports columnist. Alternative TV and radio pandemic programming and executive decisions: I’m particularly excited by the new MLB program on Fox, “We Pick It Up In The Seventh,” which will show the endings of World Series games that ended far too late …
  • Spike Lee, Charles Oakley play martyr only when it suits them

    Spike Lee, Charles Oakley play martyr only when it suits them

    Spike Lee and Charles Oakley starred in full-page newspaper ads Friday as heroes of the downtrodden. But where would racial hustlers be if not for selectively sighted, pandering, frightened media? Since the Lee-Jimmy Dolan hassle — an epic struggle between the excessively self-entitled — Oakley, who had his own war with Dolan, has repeated his …